Well, I struggled with Audacity, then ultimately scrapped the program, in favor of Riffworks and Ableton.

I can record my own loops with that bad boy Riffworks, and it comes equipped with some already present drumming sequences, sick.

Now, I just simply need to learn how to use them, and then I'll be on my way to be 0-bombed!

In the mean time, here's a Colt Andaconda I found whilist web-surfing.